Selasa, 04 Mei 2021

Keanu: because I got bullied Magda:

 Keanu: because I got bullied Magda: no. It’s because on the video I watched you were like “because I’m like this”. But I’m sure that you want to get attention, fame, being adored by other people because of a reason, because you got bullied. *music playing* Magda: Hello everyone it’s me again MGDALENAF on this “bar-bar” channel.


Today I’m gonna visit the house of a SUPER MEGA STAR in Indonesia.

Keanu: super mega star…. (so confident babe) Magda: that person is still inside the house, I want to surprise him inside the house. But as you can see, this person is so confident just look at him! You must have known the person and I will surprise him at his house different from the others I don’t bring balloons, or cakes, or “rantang” (Indonesian food hamper). I bring 35 KG “BAKSO” (Indonesian meatball) by BAKSORUSUKJOSS.

I want to eat the meatball with this 1LT “sambal” (Indonesian chili sauce) by NYAMBEL. Anyway, this brand was made by me (MGDALENAF). If you already followed me on Instagram I’ve posted it on my Instagram story so many times many people have bought this, because only in one month it was sold 1000 bottles and I’m so happy that you like the flavor So for you guys who’s curious about my sambal I made it based on Indonesian sambal from Sabang to Merauke There’s “sambal ganja”, “sambal matah”, “sambal bawang Surabaya” You can check it out on the Instagram @nyambel.idn Let’s go surprise Keanu at his “Warkop Tanjakan” Come come come! Keanu: what the heck is this?

Magda: hey! Do not swear! Keanu: is this meatball? Magda: of course it is! Keanu: that’s enormous!

Magda: how is it? Keanu: for real??? Magda: are you shock?

Keanu: is this meatball or something else? Magda: look at this.


Even the knife is this big Keanu: don’t you see my body? I like to eat I’m a chubby person, I love to eat But I’m not as mad as this, babe Your body is skinny. Magda: this meatball weigh 35 KG.

How much do you weigh? Keanu: don’t be like that. Magda: let’s pour this “sambal” of mine. Keanu: I don’t know how to eat this? Magda: so we'll pour it.

.. Keanu: Is this your brand? Magda: yes, it’s called NYAMBEL Keanu: I trust it (the flavor), if it’s made by you. Magda: why is that?

Keanu: you don’t want to get (to taste) any bad flavor, do you? Magda: yeah of course Keanu: it’s impossible you make it not tasty Magda: yes, that’s impossible! Magda: So, the way we eat...

, please sit down first. Let’s relax a bit. Keanu: how much do you sell it? Magda: the price (for this one) starts from Rp 150,000 if there’s a promo Keanu: this one? Magda:, yes, 1 LT Keanu: it’s cheap.



Chilies are expensive! Sometimes when I sell off myself, I get paid with chilies Magda: there’s also the smaller package. Keanu: oh for those who lives alone in rented room? Keanu: but this is so tempting. It’s like the color said “I’M DELICIOUS!

” Magda: here, here. This one is for you. Keanu: what’s this (the flavor)? Magda: same, “sambal bawang”. *pouring the “sambal”* Magda: press it, press the bottle Keanu: press it?

Oh my gosh….. Keanu: hey don’t be like that! Mag, if my face got splashed with the chili sauce…… geez……..

Magda: done? Keanu: just a bit more, we could get hemorrhoid come out of the bottle Magda: hey don’t be like that… this is my chili sauce! Keanu: I was kidding, Mag! I…..



How to eat this, Mag? Magda: how to eat this, hold on a sec. Keanu: it smells so good. Magda: I have to spread the “sambal” on the meatball so you can’t escape from eating the “sambal” Keanu: you’re such a b****rd, Mag. Keanu: I swear, you’re doing this and you already make me drool And when I saw the meatball I already was like what?

How do we eat this? Magda: I think you should be the one who cut it. Keanu: no. In my logic, human, let’s say who likes to eat like me, I think my portion is only this big. Do you understand?

Magda: We have many people here. Later we’ll share it with them. Keanu: I’m afraid it will be thrown on my face. Crew: hey he took it! Keanu: IT’S SO DELICIOUS!

!! Magda: here it is the meatball Magda: okay.


So in my video, you have to say “BAR-BAR KUY!” BAR-BAR KUY!

Keanu: Like that? Magda: One… two…. three BAR-BAR KUY!!!

Keanu: like that? Is it like that? I wanna be like girls, Mag… If I become a boy, no one wants me. I’ll become parking attendants or thug Magda: okay we can do it. Now the feminine version One, two, three bar-bar kuy~~~ Keanu: it looks cute that way….

. I’ll try it now with your “sambal”. You know what? “sambal” is spicy and give shocking sensation Not for this one. It has the umami flavor.

Magda: the spices The meatball itself, do you like it? Keanu: I like it Magda: I give it to you, “bakso bambu” (the bamboo meatball). Magda: Let’s open it together. Keanu: I like long things… Magda: here it is….


It’s meatball from edge to edge, Nu It's length 1 METER Magda: He eats so “barbar”!

Keanu: it feels weird. Magda: why do I have weird thoughts, Nu??? Keanu: whose fault is this?

I don’t do anything. Magda: you! Keanu: I really like this! I really like this! Can I bring it to bed?

Magda: you want it? Sure Let’s it eat, Nu! Magda: you first. I’ve done it many times Keanu: how to? Keanu: You dip it?

Magda: yes, dip it Keanu: the way we’re gonna dip it…… Magda: we dip it into “sambal ganja” Keanu: more slippery, more exciting BAR-BAR KUY! Magda: how is it? Keanu: it’s not spicy, right? Magda: yes, it’s not.


Keanu: mmmm not spicy!

Magda: do you know what it’s made with? Keanu: basil leave? Magda: no. It was made with averrhoa bilimbi! Keanu: huh?

Magda: it has sour flavor. So fresh! Magda: I’ll tell you guys. So this “sambal” was made with fresh shrimp and averrhoa bilimbi. So for those who like spicy-sour flavor, you have to try it.

Keanu: but it has the chilies in it? Taste so good, so fresh. Magda: rate my “sambal” from 1 to 10, how is it? Keanu: 8 for this one (“sambal ganja”) Magda: How about this one (“sambal bawang Surabaya”)? Keanu: 9, because this one is so me (favorite) Magda: this one is for Keanu and I Here it is, Nu You said you haven’t eat anything since this morning?

This one is for you BAR-BAR KUY!!! Magda: I’m so hungry. Keanu: I beg your pardon.

The “bar-bar” is not faking it’s real babe! and I'm here with gimmick Magda: we drink barbarically too! 1 LT! Magda: Not only the “sambal”, but also the boba is in 1 liter.


Keanu: now it’s for us to drink If we already full, we take a bath with it.

Magda: is this the one we got the other day for challenge? Keanu: It’s so delicious, isn’t it? Magda: where’s your store? Buaran isn’t it? Keanu: mine is at Buaran.

Magda: there you go guys. Don’t forget to taste STREET BOBA at Buaran, Bekasi residents.


Magda: We already finish eating, we’ll continue again later I wanna ask you You already have a lot of followers now. How many followers do you have? His followers have grown fast!

Keanu: 2.8 (million) Magda: that’s insane! I had more followers than him. But suddenly his surpassed mine! Far more than my followers!

Keanu: there are more who could get more followers faster. Magda: really? But, no You’re one of the fastest.


When I saw your profile, it’s always been different. Your followers always go up, up, up, and up.

Okay I wanna ask you. Before this, you, also me, were no one We have no entertaining basic knowledge. Then now you already get this degree of fame, being chased (by your fans) everywhere. How do you feel generally? Do you hate it sometimes?

Keanu: I’m so happy. I want this. Because I’m like this! Magda: no no no Keanu: because I got bullied Magda: ooooh…… you got bullied? Keanu: sh*t I hate it like this.



Magda: ah seriously? Keanu: Magda, you’re such a b***rd. Magda: no… It’s because on the video I watched you were like “because I’m like this” But I’m sure you want to get attention, fame, being adored by other people because of a reason because you got bullied. How did you get bullied? Keanu: I don’t wanna spill (talk about) it because I haven’t spilled it anywhere.

Magda: why…? Spill it here (on my video)…… Keanu: I don’t want to…. I want to (spill it) on my YouTube I want to do it on my YouTube. Keanu: it was really bad. Magda: seriously?

Was it when you were a student or….? Keanu: I already watched movies about bullying, from Korea or else, that look really bad. Mine was worse. Magda: Are you serious?

Keanu: here’s 1 story. Magda: yes please (I) just need 1 story.


Keanu: I want to tell the full story on my YouTube, but this one is for you. Do you know school chairs? Magda: I know Keanu: there’s desk, chair, desk, chair like that Then I was being held by many (male) students.

Magda: On the chair? Keanu: my legs, my hands, then my head was clamped with crotch by my friends. Then they opened my shirt, poured tooth paste (on my body) and then……. I was like “huh? Where am I?

” And it happened every day. It was really bad But I already....

..., you don’t need to do this to me I’m already happy now! Do you get it?

Magda: it was when you were in grade school, middle school, or high school? Keanu: in middle school Keanu: when I got bullied, I didn’t realize I got bullied I got bullied mentally, physically, every kind of bully.


And I can tell the story again one by one The tragic one, the most emotional one The effect (when I tell that story) is not that bad to me. But it’s something like “sh*t it’s that bad!” you get it?

The story can make the listeners cry. Magda: what about the damage (of being bullied for you)? Or is it just…… Keanu: it’s only at that time, 3 years (in middle school). Magda: oh it’s only when you’re there? But after you were not there anymore you felt fine?

You already accepted yourself? Keanu: for a year in high school, when my friends raised up their hands I was going like this. Magda: you were afraid? Keanu: I was still doing this. They asked “what’s wrong, Ken?

” And people were just fine, no one understood what (I’ve been through). So I was kinda confused “huh?”, you get it? Keanu: I’m already like ..

.....

..


*pose* Magda: let’s give applause for Keanu….. have been successfully going through all of those things.

I didn’t expect my video will full of …… Keanu: that’s why it’s so nasty! You should’ve asked easy questions! Magda: But I had no plan on this at all! I swear to you. There’s no gimmick, nothing.

I was just naturally questioning like that.


Keanu: for people who saw bully, if you feel like… For so long I’ve always feel like (when people asked) “Ken, why didn’t you fight back? Why you didn’t do this?” sh*t That’s the reason why I got bullied I wasn’t a brave person. Because I was weak.

There are people who can’t defend themselves. Magda: of course there are! Keanu: that’s why if you feel like, “it’s because he/she is dumb” If you can defend them, you should defend them You get that right? Magda: yes. So what you could do was just holding on at that time?

Keanu: all I could do was just accepting it (all they did to me). I was afraid They did it in groups And the silly thing is, I always think, “sh*t. You bullied me because I’m like a girl.” Logically, why didn’t you do this to those who’s like boy (masculine)? You’re such sissy!

Did that to me! You get that? It was obvious that I couldn’t fight back! Right??

And then, why me? Because I couldn’t do anything Because I’m like a girl.


You get that right? Magda: yeah because they knew you couldn’t fight back and couldn’t do anything to them. Keanu: Those other (masculine) boys became their partners.

You get that right? That’s why, there are people who can’t defend themselves If you see something like that, you should defend them. Do you understand? Magda: but you still know, and see them (who’s bullied you)? Keanu: I still have good relation with them.

Magda: really?? Keanu: I still come to events, hang out together. Magda: are you serious??

? Magda: Keanu is so cool! Keanu: that thing (the bullying) is so impactful. I really want to talk about it. But, if I talk, will it be weird, Mag?

Keanu: no one asked, don’t you get it? Magda: but I was asking, right? Keanu: I don’t want it. I want the engagement for me Keanu: but there are still a lot (of the stories).


Keanu: is this truthful-meatball?

Magda: what they put in here?? So that’s all for my vlog this time. Thank you Keanu for sharing. Keanu: thank you for coming Magda: yes.

I hope you guys could get inspiration from this video. Not only the eating part You can know Keanu more. So that’s all for now! Don’t forget to LIKE, COMMENT, SHARE, and SUBSCRIBE. And don’t forget to check out my Instagram for another culinary recommendations You don’t need to follow Keanu.

He already has so many followers. Keanu: you look like someone selling pan on TV. You talk so fast. Magda: of course! I could do that!

Can you do that? Keanu: no I can’t Magda: Keanu’s Instagram, you don’t need to check it, right? There are already so many followers! It goes up all the time! Right?

Magda: I hope you have good fortune, more good things in your life, don’t hold grudges.


Keanu: no I’m not like that. I only remember but I won’t take revenge. You get that, right? Magda: yes, of course no.

I see Keanu doesn’t have that kind of stuffs inside his mind. Keanu: It’s impossible for me to forget about it, Mag. so when I tell people about it, I could tell them the exact details. From when I entered the school, until I didn’t attend the graduation. Keanu: I didn’t attend it because I was so stressed out.

Magda: okay that’s (for) his video! The story will be told on Keanu’s video! Keanu: I remember every f**king details, you know?! Magda: yes.

But I really want to appreciate you You could change all of those bad things you experienced in the past, being bullied, become a creation, achievement What you do now is such an achievement dude! Keanu: sit here next to you, right? not like that.


So see you on the next video! See you on the next vlog!

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Keanu: because I got bullied Magda:

  Keanu: because I got bullied Magda: no. It’s because on the video I watched you were like “because I’m like this”. But I’m sure that you w...